Synopsis

• When he goes to Chris' soccer game, Peter gets into a fight with, what he believes to be, a man. However, after Peter punches the man, it is revealed that it was actually a pregnant woman. Peter is placed on house arrest and becomes very bored, so he turns his basement into a bar and Lois, frustrated with him, begins singing as entertainment to the men Peter invites.
  

Unanswered Questions

Best Moments

Best Quotes

• Patriot: Peter.
  Peter: Hey you're the Pawtucket Patriot.
  Patriot: Verily. Come hither and give heed.
  Peter: Woah woah woah. I don't swing that way pal. Look I've got a date with my female wife. I just came down to get some beers.
  Patriot: Why spend time with your wife? If you build a bar in this basement and stuff it with plenty of Pawtucket Patriots, your friends will come down here for a beer as well.
  Peter: Build a bar! That's a great idea. Wait one last question! If I walk through you does that mean like..we've done it?
  Patriot: Gee what's with you and the gay jokes?
• Lois:(to the crowd)You don't wanna be up all night...or do you?
  Peter:(mocking Lois to himself)Or do you?
  Guy at the bar: She's a smokin' little pistol, isn't she?
  Peter: Are you a woman?
  Guy at the bar: No...
  Peter: (punches)
  

Trivia

• Peter drinks Pawtucket Patriot Ale.
• The Griffins' basement gradually grows in size throughout the episode.