Synopsis

• Chris decides that he hates being a Scout, and so he is kicked out. Peter is devastated by this so decides to take Chris to New York to have him re-enter the Scouts. Peter accidentally takes the family to an Indian casino, where Lois gambles away all their money, plus their vehicle. To win it back, Peter and Chris have to go into the forest and have a spiritual vision; this is a sign that he is of Native American blood and so he has a right to the winnings of the casino.

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Best Moments

Best Quotes

• Peter: Look, Chris, it's a whole family of wasps.
  (Camera shifts to a highbrow family eating dinner)
  Dad: My, Margaret, what a sub par ham.
  Mom: Perhaps I can't make a good ham, but what I can cook up is a little grace and servility at the dinner table.
  Dad: (To daughter) Patty, did you know your mother's a *****?
• Meg: Tell him yourself.
  Chris: I can't, I don't wanna disappoint him again. Like that time he tried to sneak me into the fair.
  (Flashback)
  (Peter comes up to a ticket stand dressed as the front of a horse. Chris is the rear.)
  Peter: Uh, one please?
  Chris: (From in the horse's behind) A-choo!
  Ticket man: Hey wait a minute, your ass just sneezed! And horses can't talk!.... no, no this doesn't make any sense at all!

Trivia

• Sign Gags:
  Dump, Next Left
  Wide Load
  All Stools Must Go
  I Love My Shih Tsu
  Only 15 Miles to "Bob's House of Feces"