Synopsis

• Lois becomes the director of the production "The King and I" for the Quahog Players theater group. Peters wants to play a role in the production, but becomes more of a nuisance, so Lois decides to make him a producer to get him out of her hair. Peter goes on a power trip and tries to take total control of the play, firing Lois as the director and rewriting the entire play to fit his own vision. The musical is turned into a very interesting, racy cyborg battle.

Unanswered Questions

Best Moments

Best Quotes

• Peter: Mr. Weed said whoever comes up with the best idea for the big Christmas toy gets a huge bonus!
  Chris: Why don't you invent the frisbee, dad? That's an awesome toy!
  Meg: The frisbee's already been invented.
  Chris: Then how come I've never heard of it?
• Peter: Well, Lois, I tried to express my creativity like you said. First I took an art class.
  (Peter in art class; nude man is posing)
  Peter: Am I...am I supposed to draw the penis?
  Peter: Then I tried sculpting.
  (Peter in sculpting class; again, nude man is posing)
  Peter: Am I...am I supposed to sculpt the penis?
  Peter: Then I tried music.
  (Peter in music class; everything is normal)
  Peter: Am I...am I supposed to conduct with my penis?

Trivia

• William Shatner appears in the audience of Peter's play, despite the fact that Meg ran over and killed him in "I Never Met the Dead Man."
• The sign outside of the theater reads: Peter Griffin presents a Peter Griffin production of Peter Griffin's The King And I, A Peter Griffin Joint.
• Diane Simmons real name is Diane Seidelman.