Synopsis

• Fearing that Stewie has no social skills, Lois places him in daycare. Stewie hates the bureaucracy of the playground until he sets his eyes on doe-eyed toddler, Janet. While he tries various ways to impress her, he finally wins her over by sharing his cookies. Meanwhile, Lois now has nothing to do all day so Peter talks her into becoming a flight attendant and promptly starts abusing the privilege of free travel. When Peter and Lois land on the same fight, Peter's game is over! Unfortunately the plane is hijacked and forced to land in Cuba, where they remain stranded until they manage to gain passage back to the U.S. on a lifeboat filled with refugees.

Unanswered Questions

Best Moments

Best Quotes

• (After Janet walks away)
  Stewie: Oh, Cupid. Has thou pierced me with thy sweet-searing arrow? Stomach, cease thy lustful quake.
  (The nursery lady picks Stewie up and pats him on the back repeatedly)
  Stewie: Unhand me woman! I don't have gas, I'm in love!
  (Stewie burps)
  Stewie: Well then, I guess it's both.
• Brian: Well, well, looks like you're in love.
  Stewie: Ha! That's so funny I forgot to laugh...excluding that first "ha!"
  Brian: Face it, you're a sucker for a woman with blue eyes.
  Stewie: Aha! Her eyes are green!
  Brian: Aha! Thanks for proving my point.
  Stewie: Damn!
• Lois: I've seen that crappy Julia Roberts movie forty seven times. Have you seen the lips on that woman? Like a baboon's ass on her face!

Trivia

• Brian eats an apple as he taunts Stewie for being in love. This rather was in ***-for-tat fashion, considering Stewie did the same thing to the canine in "Brian in Love," apple and all.
• LOOK HARD: During the opening sequence, Meg, Stewie and Chris' portraits are just outlines like in the first season.
• The first appearance of the Evil Monkey.
• The Forget-me-nots in Stewie's song are, for some reason, yellow instead of blue.