Synopsis

• After an interview at Brown University, Meg realizes she needs more extra-curricular activities. She joins every club and even tries cheerleading, but fails miserably at them all. Finally, she decides to join the school newspaper. After many failed stories, Peter fabricates a story regarding actor Luke Perry and uses Meg's byline. Meg and Peter soon become embroiled in a headline-grabbing lawsuit when Luke sues them for defamation of character.

Unanswered Questions

Best Moments

Best Quotes

• (Stewie has taken control over Chris. He has brought Chris to a tool shop)
  Stewie: (Into his microphone) Walk up to the counter.
  (Chris does so)
  Stewie: (Into his microphone) Good day shopkeep.
  Chris: (Under Stewie's control) Good day shopkeep. I require a hand-operated buzz saw, capable of cutting through a human sternum. It's for a school project. I'm some sort of student sent here from... oh, blast. What the devil do they study? Uh... Latin Class.
  Shop Keeper: Sorry kid, I can't sell power tools to minors.
  Chris: (Under Stewie's control) Now look here you gord-bellied cod piece. Allow me to purchase the provisions I demand or I shall transform your blue collar into a red one and...who the deuce are you? No, I don't have any spare change. Where the hell would I keep it, in my diaper? Get out of here you hobo. Oh, bloody hell, is this thing still on?
• Brian: Ah, the old alma mater. I tell you, there's something magical about Brown.
  Chris: Brown is the color of poo. Ha ha ha!
  Brian: Yes. Yes it is.

Trivia

• When Chris, Stewie, and Brian visit the Physics department, they go into a chemistry lab. The doorknob to the lab is on the left side of the door to start. When Stewie is inside the classroom, the doorknob as viewed on the inside of the room, is on the right side of the door. This is where the doorknob should be. But, when Stewie is pushed out of the lab by the scientist, it appears that the doorknob on the outside is now on the right side instead of the left.
• In the flashback scene with Thomas Jefferson there are 25 black children.
• In the "Sherry and the Anus" credits, the names are different combinations of the first and last names of Family Guy writers.
• When Peter looks at a magazine with Perry's picture on it you can see "If you can read this, Family Guy is on the air" in the bottom left corner.
• This isn't much of a goof, but when Stewie is eating his Newtons you can see one is missing and when Chris gives them to him he eats another one and it has the same amount.