Synopsis

• On a father-son camping trip, Peter realizes how irresponsible Chris is after raccoons steal their food and their car. Back at home, Peter gets Chris a job at the local golf course to try and teach him to be more responsible. Chris is content to just pick up golf balls, until he discovers that Peter has entered the father-son golf tournament, with Cleveland Jr.! Discouraged that Peter is focusing all his attention on Cleveland Jr., Chris rebels by hanging out with Quagmire at strip clubs. Ultimately, Cleveland Jr. abandons Peter, who has an emotional (and deadly) reunion with Chris at the golf course.

Unanswered Questions

Best Moments

Best Quotes

• Stewie: I say, Rupert, this paste is delicious. It's almost worth the bowel obstruction!
• Joe: Hey, Quagmire! You wanna come camping with us?
  Quagmire: Sorry, boys. The only tent I'm gonna be pitchin' this weekend is... well, you can see where I'm goin' with this. Oh!
• Stewie: Feeling weak... fight it, Stewie! "Do not go gentle into that good night", to quote Bob Dylan. (Faints, then quickly rises) No, no. Dylan Thomas. (Faints again)
• Joe: Nice going, Peter.
  Peter: Yeah, up yours, Joe.
  Joe: What?
  Peter: Thanks.

Trivia

• Quagmire's license plate says BUSHMAN.