Synopsis

• When Peter ties a load of M-80s together, all of them explode and cut all 5 of Peter's fingers off. When Peter can't work with the wounded hand, Lois offers to help. Peter gets too carried away, thinking Lois is his "secretary" and he is destined to have sex in his office with her.
• Brian introduces Stewie to his new girlfriend, Jillian. Stewie finds out Jillian's just as smart as Peter, and Brian's relationship with Jillian begins to dither. When Brian tries to break up with Jillian, he ends up having sex with her instead.

Unanswered Questions

Best Moments

Best Quotes

• Stewie: "M, she's really ugly! O, she's fat and pugly! Oh My God and the cow says MOO!"

Trivia

• There is a part when Quagmire talks about the TV sitcom Wings.