Griffin Family Role: Oldest Son Full Name: Christopher Cross Griffin Family: Father Peter, mother Lois, and siblings Meg and Stewie. Character Summary: Chris Griffin. Overgrown, sweet-hearted, at the difficult age of 13 - Chris wouldn't hurt a fly... unless it landed on his hotdog! Still, Chris does have some hidden talents, especially his ability to draw. These days, he wastes too much time with Dad in front of the tube, looking at boobs! No matter what in life, no matter what situation, no matter what global warming or ice age or even war issue, no matter if Barack Obama is the current president, Chris' ultimate goal is to be as dumb as his father. Feelings Towards Other Griffins: Loves Peter and Lois(as a son) Likes Brian Picks on Meg and Stewie Friends with Evil Monkey(Used to be afraid until an episode where the monkey tells his story) Feelings Towards Other Characters: Used to date Connie DiMico Used to be friends with popular jocks in school

Trivia:

• Chris' middle name may refer to the Holy Cross. (Hence the name Chris?)
• It may also be refering to the phrase "criss cross".
• Chris' hair is blonde, however Peter's is brown and Lois' is red, which is genetically illogical.
  

Famous Phrases:
"Boobies!"
"I'm afraid of the evil monkey in my closet."

Important Episodes:
"The Son Also Draws"
"If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'"
"A Picture is Worth 1,000 Bucks"
"And the Weiner is..."
"Jungle Love"
"No Chris Left Behind"
"Stew-Roids"
"Hannah Banana"
"Fore Father"

Funniest Moments:

• "What good is mining nose gold if I can't share it with the townspeople?!"
• " I'm so hungry I could ride a horse... I don't get it."