Lois: Stewie and Brian, Your'e just in time for pie!
Peter: Did somebody say pie?

Peter: It's a wonderful day for pie
You can ask all the birds in the sky
And they'll tell you real sweet with a musical tweet
Quagmire's voice: I'ts a wonderful day for pie!
Chris and Meg: For pie.
Quagmire's voice: For pie.
Lois: For pie.
Joe's voice: For pie.

Stewie: Oh, this is wonderful, Brian! Let's live in this universe!
Brian: Gosh, it's pretty intoxicating, isn't it.
Stewie: I want to hear more music about pie!

Peter: It's a wonderful day for pie
Cleveland's voice: And it smells a lot better than I
(Joe laughs)
Adam West's voice: Everyone in the house
Peter: And this Adam West mouse
And the bees making honey
Tom Tucker's voice: This Tom Tucker Bunny
All: We all seem to see that we all agree
It's a wonderful, wonderful, day for pie!
Herbert: Want a nice, shiny, red apple to put in that pie?
All: NO!