Griffin Family Role: Mother Full Name: Lois Griffin Family: Husband Peter, children Meg, Chris, and Stewie, and parents Barbara and Carter Pewterschmidt. Character Summary: Lois Griffin is a modern housewife and (before she fell for Peter) a Rhode Island heiress. She gave up all hope of the Pewterschmidt millions when she fell in love with the good 'ol boy she has been with ever since. Lois is complex, but as of yet, she's been unable to find out why baby Stewie, always seems as though he's about to kill her... If Peter didn't marry Lois, she would've married Quagmire, which was proven in the episode, "Meet the Quagmires". Feelings Towards Other Griffins: Loves all of the Griffins(to the children and Brian, as a mother) Feelings Towards Other Characters: Friends with Bonnie Swanson, Loretta Brown and Muriel Goldman Used to date Jerome

Famous Phrases:
"You gotta push back a little, you gotta get a little rough! Oh, God, Peter, hit me!"
"No...paper...TOWELS!?"

Important Episodes:
Many of them.

Funniest Moments:

• On Christmas Eve, Lois has a nervous breakdown and has to be tranquilized.
• In one episode where Death is unable to do his job, Stewie manages to push Lois into a dresser, throw in a grenade, and hurl it down the stairs. She climbs out in perfect condition and says, "Wow, I really need to watch where I'm going."