Lois: It seems today
That all you see
Is violence in movies
And sex on TV.
Peter: But where are those good ol' fashioned values
Brian, Stewie, Meg, and Chris: On which we used to rely?
All: Lucky there's a Family Guy.
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us
Stewie: Laugh and cry.
All: He's....A....Fam....Ly....Guy!